Idol of the Hour

Here are some reasons Lisa and I are utterly obsessed with Nicole Ritchie:

1. She has shrunken to about ¼ of her size, has the lollipop syndrome (big head a little body) and she still kicks Paris’ bony butt!

2. She has just been signed up to feature in Jimmy Choo’s latest media attack. What could be better than bargaining your self worth in pairs of shoes?

3. Nicole (yes we are on a first name basis) has single-handedly sculptured the giant bag/sunglasses/belt/dress look. Mind you, if she isn’t careful she might just trip and fall into her fabulous Fendi Spy and no one would know any better.

4. Ritchie (notice the first name has been replaced by her infamous surname) has not only found herself a slimming buddy, she has also found herself a fiancé who presented her with not one, but two equally fabulous bling rings.

5. Nicole has appeared on the Oprah show. Enough said.

6. If nothing else is impressive about our pint sized princess, she alone, knows the “Truth about Diamonds”