Lamies' Resolutions for 2006

1. Try not to read the horoscope section of SMH and secretly spend the rest of the day waiting for the following prediction to come true; There's a whole lot of action energy around you today and it's made especially for physical activity that brings pleasure…

2. Be content in the fact that our hair will not always do what it is told. However, in extreme circumstances, resort to our right in exercising a sickie (bad hair days are right up there with food poisoning aren’t they?)

3. Take more risks to make ourselves happy (even if it means adorning a pizza box costume and handing out flyers in front of Pizza Heaven, I am one step closer to those shoes I have been ogling over.)

4. Be more tolerant of “Cat-lovers” (let’s just agree to disagree)

5. Learn to become a rustic (less anal) cook. Not every vegetable needs to cut to the exact dimensions of 1cm x 1cm, especially when they are consumed at the speed of light anyway.

6. Try to appreciate the quirkiness in people as opposed to yelling obscenities at geriatrics and badly clothed people.

7. Become an offensive driver. After years of road rage, fist shaking and empty threats, a more passive approach needs to be adopted.

Happy New Years to all you fine fellas and sexy ladies! May this year be filled with stitch educing giggles and fabulous hair. May you keep your objectives in sight, if you are objective-less; do not hesitate to borrow one of ours.

oxox

L+B