The Best-est Time of our Lives Part 1
On a high anticipation of Sarah’s arrival home, we decided to kick the festivities off with the Bobbi’s Pole Dance Amateur night on Thursday night. Where we watch students of the Bobbi Pole Studio perform at Pure Platinum (PP) on Pitt st. Students were only strictly allowed to dance, and there were specific guidelines about removal of clothes, so it was family rated. As anticipated, PP was a roomful of men surrounded by naked girls in the VIP pit, and Katina non-discreetly starring and subtly drooling.
The students ranged from nervous and rigid, to professional, sexy and burlesque. Although one performer was in a field of her own, when she stumbled on stage intoxicated, and failed numerously to get onto the pole to do a simple spin. All things went south for her, when she proceeded to strip off her g-string to reveal more than anyone bargained for, and her bra slipped south too. As amusing as it is to see a drunk amateur, bits and all stumble next to a shiny pole the ladies decided to retreat to the Gloria Jeans across the road around 10.30pm.
We all sipped on our warm coffee and discussed the performers and my (Lisa) decision to reject the opportunity to be an MTV interviewer for the Urban Music Awards. When we realized Katina kept slipping up with inappropriate language such as penis and the like, within earshot of the little kids that were staring gob-smacked at us. So we gracefully exited, with the fuming glares of the kids’ parents burnt into our backs. Ehhhh, better to leave with an impression than to be forgettable I say!
…. The next day we had the ladies over for a fabulous long lunch.
Menu:
Entrée: tomato and bocinccini salad and pumpkin, onion and feta tartlets
Main: Lamb roast with crispy potatoes, pumpkin and macadamia nut beans.
Desert: Home made Apple crumble and Tiramisu courtesy of Katina... and Sarah too.
Beverages: Champagne and strawberries!
TEASER: tune in soon, to find out what happened on the crazy Friday night, here are a few sneak previews …. Mr. Hong Kong 2005, bed hopping and the Russian mafia…
More Photos Here
posted by lil_lamies @ 10:48 AM
2 Comments:
i was so not drooling! i was fascinated in amazement! the girls just seemed to be having a "normal" friendly conversation with the men who were actually drooling at them! arrgghh!
btw - gloria jeans was packed, that was until we were all seated and loudly gasbagging about the night, i then looked up and we were on our own! hehehhe
also thanks again lil twinnies for the absolutely amazing lunch you prepared for us! it was brilliant! and yes, my tiramisu was great (as a result of alot of help from sarah! and don't forget the chocolate grating by lisa)
wat an absolutely awesome day!!! :)
can't wait to see your post about Mr hong kong, redboy, beds etc!
Thanks for the compliments Kat, it was extra fun cooking for you guys. I always have normal conversations with men when I'm in the nude...doesn't everyone else?
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